Just as we have the pathan jokes, sardar ji jokes and blonde jokes, we now also have zardari jokes…and the best thing is that we dont have to make them up, they are all true.
1) Im sure all of you have already received an email forwarding with an attachment of a photcopy of a comment by the President on the comment book at Quaid’s Mazar which says, “May Gaad give us the street to save Pakistan”. Soon after this, the two pages with the President’s comments were actually removed from the comment book and the comment was rewritten on a fresh page correcting the two misspelled words. Just when we thought it had ended, major newspapers published the original comment page with the new fabricated comment and the funniest had to happen after that. It was turned into a huge issue and the columnists who had written about this whole thing were criticised as the “presidential spokesman has taken strong exception to a malicious campaign initiated by some anti-democratic elements to tarnish the image of President Asif Ali Zardari.”
2) Nando’s has used the recent most stunt by our president for their marketing in a way that Im afraid they might actually get into trouble.
3) The very intelligent President also thinks that Kashmiris are terrorists and our 60 year old struggle was just a mistake. Wah ji wah. This must have made the armed forces really happy and they must have decided to support him and give him complete protection in a jail just like they gave protection to Nawaz Sharif less than a decade ago. If you do remember, he promised for a khushkhabri about the Kashmir issue a while back. I suppose, this was the precisely the khushkhabri he was talking about.
12 responses so far ↓
Awais Karim // October 7, 2008 at 3:42 am
Great collection but that Nando’s one was awsome….
I just wish this nightmare ends soon…
Saadat // October 7, 2008 at 4:18 am
Hahahaha! Peri-sident and peri-peri chick! Ruddy brilliant!
pacer521 // October 7, 2008 at 4:28 am
nice post.
http://culturedecoded.wordpress.com/2008/10/06/negative-campaigning-if-it-works-and-what-it-has-accomplished/
Humayon // October 7, 2008 at 8:27 am
Q: How many zardari jokes are there on the Internet?
A: Only one. The rest are all true.
Anas Imtiaz // October 7, 2008 at 8:44 am
I hope the ‘jiyalas’ dont start torching nando’s now to defend the president’s stance. The ad is brilliant though!
Mahwash // October 7, 2008 at 11:33 am
Hahah…
http://theblackmirror.blogspot.com/2008/10/reenactment.html
karachiwali // October 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm
@ Awais
i dont we’d ever get a government which will have such a good sense of humour
@ Humayon
pretty much true as for now
@ Anas
I read somewhere that FIA would be taking action against those who are spreading ‘rumours’ about the President
minerva // October 7, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Dobara dekho. Same link.
PurpleDrifter // October 8, 2008 at 11:58 am
lol @ the Nandos add. haha, hillarious. Zardari is an embarrassment for the country.
yaseen ch // October 13, 2008 at 11:36 am
for great zardari jokes visit Pakistanic.com
Jamal // December 4, 2008 at 3:27 am
When God wish to give punishment to a FOOL country, God appointed a President like ZARDARI / MUSHARAF etc. Really he has some mental problems.
karachiwali // December 4, 2008 at 5:22 am
zardari does not have any mental issues. he’s very shrewd and corrupt but he seems perfectly mentally fit fit to me at least cuz otherwise he wouldnt have been the president. (have you noticed the way he makes sure he never gives a clear-cut/straightforward answer to anything at all!)